So I just googled "what do cool people wear on New Years Eve?" The first site that popped up was Glamour which just showed a bunch of skimpy dresses. What *Hack came up with this? You would have to be *Cra-Cra to wear a small dress in the middle of the darn winter. Maybe some fashionable panda fur would give you that *Swag look you are going for. The next website was Askmen which has the motto "become a better man". Their recommendation was to wear leather pants, leather blazers and a purple shirt. I am developing some *Enhanced Interrogation techniques for the *Hack who came up with that. I would go pantless in a *Polar Vortex before I ever slipped into leather pants. And guys no more purple, Vikings fans wear purple and Vikings almost always lose. Also don't spend your money on a leather blazer. If you want leather buy a football. Footballs are fun. If you can add football playing to your *Skill-Set your *Bae will totes dig you. So after determining there was no good advice on what to wear online for men and women seeking the perfect combination of fashion and comfort I decided to write a blog on what to wear.
First thing you need to think about is the weather. New Years falls in the middle of winter and the ball drops at midnight which is at 12:00 AM which is in the middle of the night. The good thing is that some smart Americans already invented electricity, indoor plumbing, and indoor heating systems so you can stay warm inside without having to layer up. We also invented French Fries, take that France! If you are going to brave the *Polar Vortex like conditions and celebrate outside I recommend a big thermos of cocoa or coffee or your favorite hot beverage, some wool socks, long johns, your favorite pair of blue jeans, a sweatshirt and a warm jacket. If you want to add some NYE *Swag I would go with a gold and diamond Jesus necklace that will be sure to do some *Friend-Raising and impress your Bae. Women can enhance this outfit with some fur preferably from an animal your man has harvested.
Cold Weather outfit selfie.
Duck Face Selfie Mirror Selfie
For those of you smart enough to go to bed by 9 PM wear whatever it is you wear to bed. For the rest of us who will be partying inside I say wear something fun and comfortable. I mean it is the last day of 2014 and your last day to go all out. So I define fun as camo or blaze orange. If you want to be the life of the party go Blaze Orange. It is bright and sure to do some major *Friend-Raising. If you are more of the type of person that likes to blend into the party go Camo. And as always you can add that *Swag with the jesus necklace, afterall the guy just had his two thousand twentieth birthday so I feel he should be included in your party. So we hear at the *Triple F-Nation wish you all a safe and happy New Year. Hope you are all looking forward to 2015 fashion tips. Stay tuned to the blog as we keep you informed and help you to be a fashion trend setter. Go America!
Indoor outfit selfie.
Camo Pants and Zumba Print Bucky Shirt =Fun Fun Fun
Jesus Hanging with his favorite mascot.
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