Looking for some advice on workout fashions? Well I have some for you. There are no rules for workout fashions. Don't let the commercials or Looloo lemon tell you otherwise. I'm partial to the "monochromatic" look, which my wife says she loves, but she's also been known to be sarcastic at times.
The secret to the "monochromatic" look is to wear the same color, or more preferably, multiple shades of the same color. Also, bright tennis shoes make you feel like a super hero when you're at the gym. Don't ask me why, but when I wear them I can run approximately the speed of a locomotive, which translates to about 6.5 or less on the treadmill.
Also, don't forget to add some variety to your workouts by doing some variation of the downward dog. Its ok if you got some plumber's crack going on, thats why you wear underwear (and live on the third floor). Its very peaceful on warm, humid evenings in the south, listening to the bullfrogs and watching the fireflies. Its almost like fishing on a peaceful pond, only its yoga, and you don't smell like fish afterwards. Until next time...
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