Howdilly doodilly neighborinos. I know its been a while since I've posted, and I've got a good excuse for that, but I know that my excuse won't make up for the pain that you all have suffered, so I'll save you the details. Just know that I'm sorry, and I'm going to make up for it...I'm really going to change this time. I promise.
Anyways, after all of the overwhelming success and positive reviews regarding Luke's last post on hats, I decided to keep the train going with some other pointers, looks and wisdom. Hats are to a man, as shoes are to a woman. Therefore, read this post carefully and you'll soon find yourself living the high life.
I learned everything I know on wearing hats from my father, Big Daddy Joe. The main thing I learned about hats from him was they are made to keep the sun out of your eyes. Who knew? Add in my ginormous eyebrows and you see why I never feel like I need to wear sunglasses. I wonder why I have horrible vision? Some additional hat looks are shown below.
The Bill (so punny). Side note: It's ok to double up on team logos...especially if its the same team. Plus, people feel sorry for you when you wear this particular logo.
The Montana Toupee (no one will ever have to know you're bald)
I'm in shape (but I'm really not)
(See previous post "Hello, my name is Luke", regarding Luke's days as intramural all-american in college...I was only 2nd team all conference)
The "I'm Not From Here But I Want To Fit In"
The Bossssssssssssss
The Wooly Mammoth a.k.a. The Alma Mater a.k.a. The Greatest Hat Ever Made a.k.a. Pure Confidence
The Tried and True (Luke used to work for this company before it got bought out...I will forever thank them for giving me this hat for free at the job fair in college. It is always on the ol' noggin' when I'm heading out to the woods to shoot something.) What are you looking at? You can't prove anything
Corporate Sellout
(Ever find it funny that I paid them for a hat that advertises their product? They sure know what they're doing. Actually Luke bought this hat for me at my bachelor party, along with one for himself. Good times were had by all)
What will they think of next? Perfect for Root beers and ginger ales!
The Irish Lad
The Didgeridoo
Until next time...
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