Toe Cleavage - A bedtime story

A long time ago in a land very near a man named Floyd had a problem ye' hear. Floyd would sit at the docks with a very keen eye of the fishing ladies feet walking by. Some ladies wore sneakers and still others flip flops, yet some ladies wore shoes that seemed to have no tops. Ladies steppin out in heels that reveals skin appeals. With the ends of their toes still covered by shoe, the beginning of the toes are exposed to you.

TOE CLEAVAGE ON THE DOCKS TOE CLEAVAGE BY THE ROCKS so much Toe Cleavage Floyd retreated to the BOONDOCKS. As Floyd pondered about fashion and feet and such, he wondered what level of toe cleavage was too much.  Now toes come in many sizes long, short, fat, and thin, he needed a rule on exposure of toe skin. Standing amongst the trees so tall he knew the right people that he would call.

 He called the worlds only male fashion and fishin blog to start the first ever toe cleavage dialogue. The boys at Fashion, Fishin and Freedom did recieve, this curious question from Floyd that had become his pet peeve. The bloggers took the question with no need to entice because when they're not fishin they're dishin fashion advice.

With no knowledge of ladies footwear, what good could these blogger boys share?

With the help of a search engine, the solution to a toe cleavage was solved. With our simple calculation you will have a foundation for proper toe cleavage at any location. Well heels are discouraged and sneakers encouraged but if a women must she should entrust that when picking shoes off the racks to keep the toe cleavage to a 3 millimeter max.

With the answer in hand Floyd got off the land. And back to fishin all day long where all men belong.
And Floyd lived happily ever after knowing the answers to Toe Cleavage.

Now I am no poet and you would know it by reading this complete poetic injustice. This will serve as a reminder of why we stick to men's fashion. There will be no more women's fashion or bedtime stories for you.  I am sorry if you go to bed with a headache tonight for having read this.