Tuesday, June 3, 2014

V-Necks - An Inconvenient Truth

Well, hello there.  I'm glad you're here.

O.k. that's enough of the small talk, I'm going to cut right to the chase.  V-Necks - Yay or Nay?  Its a question that has been haunting men everywhere for years now.  First, we need to classify V-Necks in order to help us in our fashion decision
I only wear shallow V-Neck tees, or "lower-case" V-Neck  shirts.  I never, ever, ever wear deep V-Neck tees, or "upper-case" V-Neck shirts.  If you didn't get what I just said, then you need to watch more Sesame Street.  I just don't feel like woman need to see man cleavage.  If I wanted to show off my chest hair, I'd just take my shirt off.  Not much fashion advise there, ya know?  The only exception for a man to wear an "upper-case" V-neck  (a.k.a. "capital" V-Neck, a.k.a. man blouse) is if he is in a very good rock band (emphasis on the very good).  I've yet to hear another good reason.
Really, thats about all I can say on the subject of V-Necks without offending too many people.  Now get out there and juggle some granny smiths.
Until next time...

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